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The honeymoon strangler was deemed ‘low risk’ by the Parole Board. Three years later, he murdered two people

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Post·28 Oct, 11:28 pm
The honeymoon strangler was deemed ‘low risk’ by the Parole Board. Three years later, he murdered two people — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Rodney Fallowfield stabbed two men to death at a social housing complex earlier this month. He told police he did not regret it, and would do it again.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from The honeymoon strangler was deemed ‘low risk’ by the Parole Board. Three years later, he murdered two people: "The honeymoon strangler was deemed ‘low risk’ by the Parole Board. Three years later, he murdered two people". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from The honeymoon strangler was deemed ‘low risk’ by the Parole Board.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from The honeymoon strangler was deemed ‘low risk’ by the Parole Board. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/the-honeymoon-strangler-was-deemed-low-risk-by #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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