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Thousands of peptide injecting kits handed out as Health NZ sounds warning

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·28 Oct, 01:11 am
Thousands of peptide injecting kits handed out as Health NZ sounds warning — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Health NZ distributed over 2300 peptide injection kits since mid‑September, warning products lack approval.

The UNHINGED Take

Health NZ slid 2300 unregulated peptide kits like muppet freebies, a bloody prank by Beehive clowns that'll turn follicles into a tantrum.

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The Bottom Line

NHS DISASTER / 10

Health NZ slid 2300 unregulated peptide kits like muppet freebies, a bloody prank by Beehive clowns that'll turn follicles into a tantrum.

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