The Straight Version
New Zealanders are increasingly turning to black market peptides for weight loss and performance enhancement.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so cooked you trust some back-alley needle dealer over a salad. Absolute muppets injecting mystery sludge to look half-decent for their next Tinder date.
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The Bottom Line
BRAIN DEAD DECISIONS / 10
Imagine being so cooked you trust some back-alley needle dealer over a salad.
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Imagine being so cooked you trust some back-alley needle dealer over a salad. BRAIN DEAD DECISIONS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/two-out-of-five-clients-asking-for-help #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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