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Unused Auckland ICU so ready to go it has sheets on beds and working clocks

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Radio NZ·28 Oct, 03:52 pm
Unused Auckland ICU so ready to go it has sheets on beds and working clocks — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

More details have emerged about the six-bed Waitākere Hospital intensive care unit that was due to open this year but no longer had a set opening date and had no staff or operating budget.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Unused Auckland ICU so ready to go it has sheets on beds and working clocks: "Unused Auckland ICU so ready to go it has sheets on beds and working clocks". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Unused Auckland ICU so ready to go it has sheets on beds and working clocks: "Unused Auckland ICU so ready to go it has sheets on beds and working clocks".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Unused Auckland ICU so ready to go it has sheets on beds and working clocks: "Unused Auckland ICU so ready to go it has sheets on beds and working clocks". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/unused-aucklan

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