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Wayne Brown wants a new school in central Auckland. Is the old police station an option?

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·28 Oct, 04:11 am
Wayne Brown wants a new school in central Auckland. Is the old police station an option? — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Wayne Brown proposes using the 51‑year‑old Vincent St police station as a new school in central Auckland.

The UNHINGED Take

Wayne Brown's school plan turns Vincent St’s 51‑year‑old cuffs into crayons, one way or another.

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Wayne Brown's school plan turns Vincent St’s 51‑year‑old cuffs into crayons, one way or another.

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