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Youth Homeless Summit appeals for greater attention to plight of young people

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RNZ Politics·30 Oct, 07:51 am
Youth Homeless Summit appeals for greater attention to plight of young people — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

A youth homeless summit highlighted that rangatahi Māori face disproportionate housing instability across Aotearoa.

The UNHINGED Take

Beehive muppets wringing their hands while letting the country rot is peak incompetence. Another useless summit for the paper-pushing elite to ignore while kids sleep on the concrete.

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ABSOLUTE POLICY FAILURE / 10

Beehive muppets wringing their hands while letting the country rot is peak incompetence.

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