The Straight Version
Two separate fires struck Cebu City on All Saints' Day, hitting both Barangay Lahug and Barangay Mambaling.
The UNHINGED Take
Cebu really trying to turn the day of the dead into a literal barbecue. Filipinos treat fire alarms like a festive hobby while the city burns to the ground.
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The Bottom Line
TOTAL URBAN PYROTECHNICS / 10
Cebu really trying to turn the day of the dead into a literal barbecue.
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