The Straight Version
Iran's military warned that any future conflict with the United States would exceed the duration of previous wars.
The UNHINGED Take
Tehran is out here roleplaying a main character fantasy while playing chicken with a sledgehammer. Imagine bragging about how long you plan on getting flattened by the world's biggest military budget.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE SUICIDE WISH / 10
Tehran is out here roleplaying a main character fantasy while playing chicken with a sledgehammer.
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Tehran is out here roleplaying a main character fantasy while playing chicken with a sledgehammer. COLLECTIVE SUICIDE WISH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/iran-army-any-new-war-with-us-could #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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