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NEW YORK— Andreas Almgren of Sweden won the men's race of the New York City Marathon in his debut in the event while Sheila Chepkirui of Kenya won the women's race for the second time Sunday. Almgren was making his debut at 26.2 miles (42-kilometers) after a successful career running half-marathons. He pulled away from Yemaneberhan Crippa of Italy in the final mile to take the victory in 2 hours, 6 minutes and 1 second. Crippa finished 13 seconds behind. Kamohelo Mofolo of Lesotho was third, edging out defending champion Benson Kipruto. READ: Kipruto claims Chicago Marathon in 2:01:09 Chepkirui, who also […]... Keep on reading: Andreas Almgren wins New York City Marathon men's title
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