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Halloween night shooting in Dallas: 4 dead, 15 injured

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·1 Nov, 04:27 pm
Halloween night shooting in Dallas: 4 dead, 15 injured — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Four die, fifteen hurt in Dallas Halloween shootout.

The UNHINGED Take

Deep Ellum's Halloween turned into a pig‑suit mess; Dallas cops act ‘unrelated’ while the city squats on tawad. Four dead, fifteen hurt, nation still reeking.

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SICK AS PIG / 10

Deep Ellum's Halloween turned into a pig‑suit mess; Dallas cops act ‘unrelated’ while the city squats on tawad.

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Deep Ellum's Halloween turned into a pig‑suit mess; Dallas cops act ‘unrelated’ while the city squats on tawad. SICK AS PIG / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/halloween-night-shooting-in-dallas-4-dead-15 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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