The Straight Version
Jared Bahay delivered another spirited performance along with Kieffer Alas for Ateneo de Manila University, but their efforts went unrewarded as the Blue Eagles suffered an 82-74 defeat to the University of the Philippines (UP) in the UAAP Season 89 Collegiate Men's Basketball Tournament on Saturday at the SMART Araneta Coliseum.... Keep on reading: Bahay, Alas' valiant efforts go unrewarded as Ateneo falls to UP
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Bahay, Alas valiant efforts go unrewarded as Ateneo falls to UP: "Bahay, Alas valiant efforts go unrewarded as Ateneo falls to UP". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Bahay, Alas valiant efforts go unrewarded as Ateneo falls to UP: "Bahay, Alas valiant efforts go unrewarded as Ateneo falls to UP".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Bahay, Alas valiant efforts go unrewarded as Ateneo falls to UP: "Bahay, Alas valiant efforts go unrewarded as Ateneo falls to UP". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/bahay-alas-valiant-efforts-go-unreward
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