The Straight Version
The Toledo-Xignex Trojans crushed the Rizal Batch Towers and Arriba Iriga Oragons in the PCAP Wesley So Cup.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine sweating over moving plastic pieces for a cup named after a guy who left the country. These dudes are just playing advanced hide-and-seek for nerds while the world burns.
The Bottom Line
NERD PARADISE TRASH / 10
Imagine sweating over moving plastic pieces for a cup named after a guy who left the country.
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