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MANILA, Philippines — BDO Unibank Inc. set a new record for its nine-month net income at P63.6 billion in 2026, up from P63.1 billion a year earlier, as stronger lending and improved asset quality supported its core businesses. The Sy family-led bank said on Friday that its net income grew by about 0.8 percent despite […]... Keep on reading: BDO sets new 9-month profit record high at P63.6B
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