The Straight Version
DoubleDragon's P3.91B profit, inflated via overseas hotels with ABS-CBN being Tony's own bloated media.
The UNHINGED Take
Core revenues doubling while ABS-CBN profits drop? That's tax evasion wrapped in a balloon at best, kids. Tony Caktiong peddling itself through his own owned paper.
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The Bottom Line
CRIMINAL LUNACY / 10
Core revenues doubling while ABS-CBN profits drop?
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Core revenues doubling while ABS-CBN profits drop? CRIMINAL LUNACY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/doubledragons-core-profit-ballooned-to-p3-91-billion #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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