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California governor commutes sentences for state's 548 death row inmates

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·5 Nov, 11:09 pm
California governor commutes sentences for state's 548 death row inmates — Philippines
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The Straight Version

California governor commutes sentences for 548 death row inmates.

The UNHINGED Take

Gavin's heart suit softer than tofu, molding California mercy. 548 lives now swing for less— a yawn on a death‑row glitch machine!

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Gavin's heart suit softer than tofu, molding California mercy.

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