The Straight Version
California governor commutes sentences for 548 death row inmates.
The UNHINGED Take
Gavin's heart suit softer than tofu, molding California mercy. 548 lives now swing for less— a yawn on a death‑row glitch machine!

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Gavin's heart suit softer than tofu, molding California mercy.
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