The Straight Version
ANC dips to 32% in municipal polls, 60% votes counted.
The UNHINGED Take
ANC at 32% feels like a snail on a treadmill. They’re as hopeless as a jeepney with an empty seat, and their future’s as cold as a minibus stop in a monsoon.
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The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE IQ / 10
ANC at 32% feels like a snail on a treadmill.
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ANC at 32% feels like a snail on a treadmill. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/south-africas-anc-on-track-for-new-lows #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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