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Canadian investor sizes up more RE projects

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·29 Oct, 06:20 pm
Canadian investor sizes up more RE projects — Philippines
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MANILA, Philippines — One of Canada's largest investment firms is keen to expand its Philippine footprint, particularly in renewable energy, where it already has a presence, as well as in a business process outsourcing (BPO) company operating in the country. According to Finance Secretary Frederick Go, also the country's investment czar, Brookfield Corporation has expressed […]... Keep on reading: Canadian investor sizes up more RE projects

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"Canadian investor sizes up more RE projects" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Canadian investor sizes up more RE projects" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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