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PH banks’ bad loans ratio eases to 9-mo low

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·29 Oct, 06:16 pm
PH banks’ bad loans ratio eases to 9-mo low — Philippines
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The Straight Version

MANILA, Philippines — The share of bad loans on Philippine banks’ books declined to a nine-month low in September, as both lenders and borrowers stayed resilient amid a difficult economic landscape Preliminary data from the Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas (BSP) showed nonperforming loans (NPLs), or debts that remain unpaid 90 days past the due date and […]... Keep on reading: PH banks’ bad loans ratio eases to 9-mo low

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from PH banks’ bad loans ratio eases to 9: "PH banks’ bad loans ratio eases to 9-mo low". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from PH banks’ bad loans ratio eases to 9: "PH banks’ bad loans ratio eases to 9-mo low".

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