The Straight Version
The PSA claims Caraga's poverty rate dropped from 14.9 percent to 7.8 percent in just two years.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine cooking the books so hard even the ghosts of Agusan del Sur are confused. These creative writing experts at the PSA probably counted a single lucky coin as a life-changing windfall.
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The Bottom Line
GASLIGHTING MASTERCLASS / 10
Imagine cooking the books so hard even the ghosts of Agusan del Sur are confused.
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