The Straight Version
DOST-Pagasa and South Korea installed new flood warning sensors in Mandaue, Liloan, and Consolacion.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking a shiny new sensor stops the Butuanon River from turning into a toxic sludge sewer. Enjoy watching your tax money drown in real-time while the government pretends they actually care.
The Bottom Line
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Imagine thinking a shiny new sensor stops the Butuanon River from turning into a toxic sludge sewer.
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Imagine thinking a shiny new sensor stops the Butuanon River from turning into a toxic sludge sewer. CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/flood-warning-tools-given-to-mandaue-liloan-consolacion #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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