The Straight Version
Caraga loyalists are rallying behind Vice President Sara Duterte, convinced she will survive her looming impeachment trial.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine scraping the bottom of the barrel so hard you start a fan club for a sinking ship. These VPSD clowns are auditioning for the circus while the tent is already on fire.

The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE DELUSION / 10
Imagine scraping the bottom of the barrel so hard you start a fan club for a sinking ship.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Imagine scraping the bottom of the barrel so hard you start a fan club for a sinking ship. COLLECTIVE DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/caraga-supporters-believe-sara-duterte-will-be-vindicated #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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