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Caraga supporters believe Sara Duterte 'will be vindicated'

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·28 Oct, 08:09 am
Caraga supporters believe Sara Duterte 'will be vindicated' — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Caraga loyalists are rallying behind Vice President Sara Duterte, convinced she will survive her looming impeachment trial.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine scraping the bottom of the barrel so hard you start a fan club for a sinking ship. These VPSD clowns are auditioning for the circus while the tent is already on fire.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE DELUSION / 10

Imagine scraping the bottom of the barrel so hard you start a fan club for a sinking ship.

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Imagine scraping the bottom of the barrel so hard you start a fan club for a sinking ship. COLLECTIVE DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/caraga-supporters-believe-sara-duterte-will-be-vindicated #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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