The Straight Version
The PNP is reviewing bomb threat protocols after fake threats forced UST to suspend classes.
The UNHINGED Take
Nartatez is polishing his badge while pranksters run circles around his entire force. Maybe stop reviewing manuals and start catching the bored teenagers holding your department hostage.

The Bottom Line
CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10
Nartatez is polishing his badge while pranksters run circles around his entire force.
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Nartatez is polishing his badge while pranksters run circles around his entire force. CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/pnp-reviews-bomb-threat-response-protocols-amid-university #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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