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Hotlines for tips on Bato dela Rosa’s whereabouts opened, says PNP

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·28 Oct, 08:13 am
Hotlines for tips on Bato dela Rosa’s whereabouts opened, says PNP — Philippines
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The Straight Version

The PNP launched hotlines for tips on Bato dela Rosa’s location following a 50-million peso bounty.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being the PNP and setting up a tip line to catch your own former boss for the ICC. The circus is finally eating its own clowns for fifty million pesos.

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ABSOLUTE COMEDIC COLLAPSE / 10

Imagine being the PNP and setting up a tip line to catch your own former boss for the ICC.

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Imagine being the PNP and setting up a tip line to catch your own former boss for the ICC. ABSOLUTE COMEDIC COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/hotlines-for-tips-on-bato-dela-rosas-whereabouts #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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