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Caritas Philippines supports Lobo in fight vs. LPG terminal project

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·29 Oct, 06:18 am
Caritas Philippines supports Lobo in fight vs. LPG terminal project — Philippines
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MANILA, Philippines — Caritas Philippines has expressed support for Batangas Archbishop Emeritus Ramon Arguelles and residents of Lobo who have raised concerns over a proposed liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) terminal and refilling plant. San Carlos Bishop and Caritas Philippines President Gerardo Alminaza said “this is not simply about one project,” stressing that the issue touches on the core of Christian vocation — “the development we choose, the risks communities are asked to carry, and the responsibility we bear to protect life, livelihood, and creation.” Located in Barangay Talahib Pandayan in Batangas City, the proposed facility is said to threaten the safety, […]... Keep on reading: Caritas Philippines supports Lobo in fight vs. LPG terminal project

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"Caritas Philippines supports Lobo in fight vs. LPG terminal project" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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