The Straight Version
DENR launched wildlife monitoring after four tarsiers died on Calbayog's Cacaransan‑Saputan Road, Samar.
The UNHINGED Take
DENR's 'heroic' patrols are a jab of a mosquito to a giant shrimp—tarsiers die, bureaucrats laugh, and nobody petitions.
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The Bottom Line
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DENR's 'heroic' patrols are a jab of a mosquito to a giant shrimp—tarsiers die, bureaucrats laugh, and nobody petitions.
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