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CCRA: Cebu City tax hikes to hurt businesses, jobs

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·6 Nov, 11:30 pm
CCRA: Cebu City tax hikes to hurt businesses, jobs — Philippines
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The Straight Version

MANDAUE CITY, Cebu — Any increase in local taxes at this time is expected to hurt households and businesses alike, which are already struggling “under difficult economic conditions,” according to Nathaniel Chua, convener of the Cebu Consumer Rights Advocates (CCRA). Chua warned that imposing hefty taxes could drive businesses away, threaten jobs, and put additional […]... Keep on reading: CCRA: Cebu City tax hikes to hurt businesses, jobs

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"CCRA: Cebu City tax hikes to hurt businesses, jobs" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"CCRA: Cebu City tax hikes to hurt businesses, jobs" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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