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Dolly Parton's manager drops lawsuit against nephew

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·7 Nov, 12:28 am
Dolly Parton's manager drops lawsuit against nephew — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Dolly Parton's manager quits suing nephew over alleged extortion of her estate.

The UNHINGED Take

Manager bail gaya, pero nephew ang tunay na wallet thief. Parang Hollywood drama, patak ng kaakit-akit estorya, Bagong asteroid ng pang-aabuso sa estate.

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The Bottom Line

SOBER RAGE / 10

Manager bail gaya, pero nephew ang tunay na wallet thief.

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Manager bail gaya, pero nephew ang tunay na wallet thief. SOBER RAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/dolly-partons-manager-drops-lawsuit-against-nephew #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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