The Straight Version
ASUNCION, Paraguay—Paraguayan authorities placed impeached President Santiago Peña under house arrest on Friday, shortly after his removal from office over a massive banking crisis. “He will remain under house arrest at his residence” in Asuncion, prosecutor Silvia Margarita Gonzalez Vester told reporters. Vester added that Peña will be questioned Saturday over alleged crimes of breach of trust, influence peddling and misappropriation of funds. /apl... Keep on reading: Paraguay's impeached President Peña put under house arrest
The UNHINGED Take
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The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Paraguays impeached President Peña put under house arrest" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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