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City of Dreams Manila tops Philippines’ best employers 2027 rankings in the travel and leisure category

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·6 Nov, 11:15 am
City of Dreams Manila tops Philippines’ best employers 2027 rankings in the travel and leisure category — Philippines
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The Straight Version

City of Dreams Manila ranked first in the travel and leisure category of the 2027 best employers list.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine flexing a trophy for being the least miserable casino in a country where the house always wins. They probably counted the slot machine lights as employee wellness programs.

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Imagine flexing a trophy for being the least miserable casino in a country where the house always wins.

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