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Clashes break out as hundreds of thousands protest in France

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·31 Oct, 10:22 pm
Clashes break out as hundreds of thousands protest in France — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Hundreds of thousands in Paris protest, police pour water cannons, tear gas, arresting hundreds.

The UNHINGED Take

Paris, where Molotovs are Halloween costumes and the police think tear gas is a souvenir. You people should stop flailing; your living costs are already a joke.

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WTF OH MY GOD / 10

Paris, where Molotovs are Halloween costumes and the police think tear gas is a souvenir.

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Paris, where Molotovs are Halloween costumes and the police think tear gas is a souvenir. WTF OH MY GOD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/clashes-break-out-as-hundreds-of-thousands-protest #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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