The Straight Version
Hundreds of thousands in Paris protest, police pour water cannons, tear gas, arresting hundreds.
The UNHINGED Take
Paris, where Molotovs are Halloween costumes and the police think tear gas is a souvenir. You people should stop flailing; your living costs are already a joke.

The Bottom Line
WTF OH MY GOD / 10
Paris, where Molotovs are Halloween costumes and the police think tear gas is a souvenir.
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Paris, where Molotovs are Halloween costumes and the police think tear gas is a souvenir. WTF OH MY GOD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/clashes-break-out-as-hundreds-of-thousands-protest #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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