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JV, Lacson: Budget ‘bicam’ open to all, sparing none

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·31 Oct, 09:34 pm
JV, Lacson: Budget ‘bicam’ open to all, sparing none — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Sen. Ejercito and Sen. Lacson vow to scrutinize the ₱7.2tn budget, no one immune, not even Marcos' son.

The UNHINGED Take

Ejercito and Lacson vow to gut the ₱7.2tn pork bat, even spilling out Marcos' kid. If you think the budget is sane, you're déjà vu.

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The Bottom Line

SICK POON / 10

Ejercito and Lacson vow to gut the ₱7.2tn pork bat, even spilling out Marcos' kid.

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Ejercito and Lacson vow to gut the ₱7.2tn pork bat, even spilling out Marcos' kid. SICK POON / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/jv-lacson-budget-bicam-open-to-all-sparing #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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