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PAGADIAN CITY, Zamboanga del Sur – Police operations across the Zamboanga Peninsula netted some P17.65 million worth of suspected smuggled cigarettes in separate interdictions Wednesday, Oct. 28, the Police Regional Office 9 (PRO-9) reported. Police Lt. Col. Shellamie Chang, chief of the PRO 9 Regional Public Information Office, said the anti-smuggling drive yielded a total of 102 master cases and 500 reams of illicit tobacco products, following tightened checkpoint operations and strenghtened coordination with the Bureau of Customs (BOC). In Zamboanga City, officers from the Zamboanga City Police Station (ZCPS) 13 and the 2nd Zamboanga City Mobile Force Company Seaborne intercepted […]... Keep on reading: Cops intercept P17.65-M illegal cigarettes in Zamboanga City
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