The Straight Version
DENR launched a restoration program for wetlands and rivers to mitigate the impacts of El Niño.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking a few buckets of trash from Manila Bay will stop the sun from deep-frying this entire archipelago. Mitch Cuna is just rearranging deck chairs on a sinking, sun-scorched Titanic.
The Bottom Line
CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10
Imagine thinking a few buckets of trash from Manila Bay will stop the sun from deep-frying this entire archipelago.
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Imagine thinking a few buckets of trash from Manila Bay will stop the sun from deep-frying this entire archipelago. CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/denr-starts-restoring-wetlands-rivers-critical-for-el #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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