The Straight Version
MIAMI — Dwyane Wade has a new face — on his statue. Mindful of criticism that started coming in waves immediately after the statue outside the arena where the Miami Heat play was unveiled in his honor two years ago, Wade revealed Friday that he consented to having a new head made for the piece. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Miami HEAT (@miamiheat) The original statue was widely panned because the face bore almost no resemblance to Wade, who spent the majority of his Basketball Hall of Fame career starring for the Heat and was a major part of Miami’s […]... Keep on reading: Dwyane Wade's statue gets new face after original was widely criticized
The UNHINGED Take
"Dwyane Wades statue gets new face after original was widely criticized" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Dwyane Wades statue gets new face after original was widely criticized" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Dwyane Wades statue gets new face after original was widely criticized" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/dwyane-wades-statue-gets-new-face-after-original #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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