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'Feels like being hit by a bus': Rib remodelling beauty surgery on the rise

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Oct, 11:54 am
'Feels like being hit by a bus': Rib remodelling beauty surgery on the rise — Philippines
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The Straight Version

People are now undergoing elective surgery to break and remodel their ribs for a slimmer waistline.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine voluntarily snapping your own bones because you are too lazy to do a single sit-up. Pure, bottom-tier vanity for people with more disposable income than working brain cells.

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The Bottom Line

LOBOTOMY LEVEL STUPIDITY / 10

Imagine voluntarily snapping your own bones because you are too lazy to do a single sit-up.

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Imagine voluntarily snapping your own bones because you are too lazy to do a single sit-up. LOBOTOMY LEVEL STUPIDITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/feels-like-being-hit-by-a-bus-rib #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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