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Olympic Games: South Africa bids to make Durban host city for 2036 or 2040

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 11:57 am
Olympic Games: South Africa bids to make Durban host city for 2036 or 2040 — Philippines
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The Straight Version

South Africa is officially bidding to host the 2036 or 2040 Summer Olympic Games in Durban.

The UNHINGED Take

Durban can barely keep the lights on and the water running, so sure, let's bankrupt the entire nation for a three-week track meet. Absolute top-tier delusion for the history books.

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The Bottom Line

FINANCIAL SUICIDE MISSION / 10

Durban can barely keep the lights on and the water running, so sure, let's bankrupt the entire nation for a three-week track meet.

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Durban can barely keep the lights on and the water running, so sure, let's bankrupt the entire nation for a three-week track meet. FINANCIAL SUICIDE MISSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/olympic-games-south-africa-bids-to-make-durban #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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