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'Five churches set on fire by Muslims?' Fake news by Islamophobic social media accounts

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·30 Oct, 06:37 pm
'Five churches set on fire by Muslims?' Fake news by Islamophobic social media accounts — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Several social media accounts associated with sharing anti-immigrant views claim French Muslims were responsible for burning five churches on October 17 – the day the nation was rocked by en masse protests. But both this number and story are fictitious. The French government agency that monitors religious heritage sites confirmed only one fire in a church occured in recent days; its cause unknown.

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"Five churches set on fire by Muslims? Fake news by Islamophobic social media accounts" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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