The Straight Version
Incident comes as Iran says three oil tankers were halted while attempting to use 'unauthorised routes' to cross Hormuz.
The UNHINGED Take
"Oman rescues 25 from burning oil tanker in Strait of Hormuz" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Oman rescues 25 from burning oil tanker in Strait of Hormuz" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Oman rescues 25 from burning oil tanker in Strait of Hormuz" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/oman-rescues-25-from-burning-oil-tanker-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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