The Straight Version
Édouard Philippe pumilit ng sariling ritsa, tapos ginawad ang primarya – hindi na siya pipili sa vote na inana ni Gabriel Attal.
The UNHINGED Take
Yung Philips, walo’an na, nagpapakita na ang ngiti niya mas manggil pala. Attal, baka dumanas ka ‘yung punto ng 'primary' kung buo pa ang crib mo.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Yung Philips, walo’an na, nagpapakita na ang ngiti niya mas manggil pala.
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