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High-ranking US Democratic senator suffers stroke

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 10:32 pm
High-ranking US Democratic senator suffers stroke — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Senator Chris Murphy suffers a stroke but is still alive.

The UNHINGED Take

Stroke can't silence the Trump‑hater who built a midterm empire on bluster; he now strolls the ER palace like a cracked statue.

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Stroke can't silence the Trump‑hater who built a midterm empire on bluster; he now strolls the ER palace like a cracked statue.

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Stroke can't silence the Trump‑hater who built a midterm empire on bluster; he now strolls the ER palace like a cracked statue. CERTIFIED MAD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/high-ranking-us-democratic-senator-suffers-stroke #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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