The Straight Version
Five Spanish missionaries killed four centuries ago in Georgia are being elevated closer to sainthood this Saturday.
The UNHINGED Take
Canonizing colonial invaders for getting wiped out four hundred years ago is peak delusional performance art. Enjoy your glittery participation trophies while the rest of us live in reality.
The Bottom Line
HISTORICAL DELUSION / 10
Canonizing colonial invaders for getting wiped out four hundred years ago is peak delusional performance art.
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