The Straight Version
Pagasa recorded a dangerous 42°C heat index in Coron, Palawan and Borongan, Eastern Samar on Monday.
The UNHINGED Take
The Philippines is literally turning into a giant rotisserie chicken while our leaders busy themselves with useless grandstanding. Enjoy slow-cooking in your own sweat, you absolute muppets.
The Bottom Line
BOILING POINT DISASTER / 10
The Philippines is literally turning into a giant rotisserie chicken while our leaders busy themselves with useless grandstanding.
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The Philippines is literally turning into a giant rotisserie chicken while our leaders busy themselves with useless grandstanding. BOILING POINT DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/heat-index-hits-42-c-in-coron-palawan #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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