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High fashion is on the horizon with ‘Sunrise on the Reaping’

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·5 Nov, 10:30 pm
High fashion is on the horizon with ‘Sunrise on the Reaping’ — Philippines
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The Straight Version

The latest trend: ‘Sunrise on the Reaping’ blends high fashion with Hunger Games fascist motifs.

The UNHINGED Take

ABS‑CBN screams ‘Sunrise on the Reaping’—haute couture for tyrants; fashion’s now a tyrant’s palace, not a runway.

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The Bottom Line

RELENTLESS NO DRESS / 10

ABS‑CBN screams ‘Sunrise on the Reaping’—haute couture for tyrants; fashion’s now a tyrant’s palace, not a runway.

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ABS‑CBN screams ‘Sunrise on the Reaping’—haute couture for tyrants; fashion’s now a tyrant’s palace, not a runway. RELENTLESS NO DRESS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/high-fashion-is-on-the-horizon-with-sunrise #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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