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How to wear the anti-blush trend

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·5 Nov, 10:00 pm
How to wear the anti-blush trend — Philippines
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The Straight Version

ABS‑CBN explains how to flaunt the anti‑blush trend in dusty rose and mocha browns.

The UNHINGED Take

ABS‑CBN showing us anti‑blush? As if barbarians need makeup maps, sipping *cheap cola* while our savings vanish in a puff.

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FAKE BEAUTY GOLD / 10

ABS‑CBN showing us anti‑blush?

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