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Iran warns new war could last longer after Trump threatens strikes

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·1 Nov, 10:42 pm
Iran warns new war could last longer after Trump threatens strikes — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Trump threatens US strikes on Iran's targets, Iran warns war may outlast previous conflict.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump's 'strike' threat is a cheap drama, while Iran pumps the war longer to fatten its military coffers.

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The Bottom Line

TRUMP BRAIN DRAIN / 10

Trump's 'strike' threat is a cheap drama, while Iran pumps the war longer to fatten its military coffers.

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Trump's 'strike' threat is a cheap drama, while Iran pumps the war longer to fatten its military coffers. TRUMP BRAIN DRAIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/iran-warns-new-war-could-last-longer-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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