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Judge denies Trump admin attempt to block key Senate result

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·1 Nov, 10:21 pm
Judge denies Trump admin attempt to block key Senate result — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Judge voids Trump DOJ bid to block Alaska Senate results if Dan Sullivan loses.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump’s DOJ ghost‑hand tried to turn Alaska into a disallowed ballot graveyard, but the judge turned the gag‑shack into a punch‑line, carving dignity for the forever‑lazy administration.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Trump’s DOJ ghost‑hand tried to turn Alaska into a disallowed ballot graveyard, but the judge turned the gag‑shack into a punch‑line, carving dignity for the forever‑lazy administration.

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Trump’s DOJ ghost‑hand tried to turn Alaska into a disallowed ballot graveyard, but the judge turned the gag‑shack into a punch‑line, carving dignity for the forever‑lazy administration. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/judge-denies-trump-admin-atte

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