The Straight Version
Pagasa predicts rain for parts of Visayas and Mindanao on Oct 30.
The UNHINGED Take
Pagasa’s ‘LPA trough’ is the government’s milk‑shaking trick to fake miracles, while fishermen drown and politicians cheer at a free shoulder‑splash.
The Bottom Line
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Pagasa’s ‘LPA trough’ is the government’s milk‑shaking trick to fake miracles, while fishermen drown and politicians cheer at a free shoulder‑splash.
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