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TAGBILARAN CITY, Bohol — A newborn baby boy was found early Friday morning, Oct. 30, abandoned inside a residential property in Panglao, Bohol, just four days after another was discovered near a school. The newborn was found at around 3 a.m. on top of a small table outside the house of 53-year-old Myrna Ayup in Purok 5, Barangay Danao. Ayup told police that she was awakened by the sound of a crying baby. When she went outside to check, she found the infant wrapped in a black jacket. READ: Newborn found alive inside sack abandoned in Iloilo town She immediately sought help […]... Keep on reading: Newborn found abandoned in Bohol town
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The Bottom Line
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"Newborn found abandoned in Bohol town" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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