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OPAPRU hails, encourages Bangsamoro Parliament

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·31 Oct, 07:59 am
OPAPRU hails, encourages Bangsamoro Parliament — Philippines
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The Straight Version

OPAPRU congratulated the newly elected Bangsamoro Parliament leaders following their inaugural session in Cotabato City.

The UNHINGED Take

Another layer of bureaucracy in BARMM just dropped to ensure peace through endless meetings while the potholes still eat your car alive. Absolute clown fiesta masquerading as progress.

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COLOSSAL WASTE OF TAXPAYERS / 10

Another layer of bureaucracy in BARMM just dropped to ensure peace through endless meetings while the potholes still eat your car alive.

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Another layer of bureaucracy in BARMM just dropped to ensure peace through endless meetings while the potholes still eat your car alive. COLOSSAL WASTE OF TAXPAYERS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/opapru-hails-encourages-bangsamoro-parliament #NZElection2026 #Unhinged

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