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Pope Leo warns AI agents are 'tools, not persons'

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·30 Oct, 12:31 pm
Pope Leo warns AI agents are 'tools, not persons' — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Pope Leo XIV declared that AI agents are merely tools and lack legal personhood or rights.

The UNHINGED Take

The Vatican is terrified of a toaster having more personality than their entire bureaucracy. Imagine gatekeeping souls from algorithms when your own institution is basically just an ancient, dusty software update.

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The Bottom Line

STONE AGE LOGIC / 10

The Vatican is terrified of a toaster having more personality than their entire bureaucracy.

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The Vatican is terrified of a toaster having more personality than their entire bureaucracy. STONE AGE LOGIC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/pope-leo-warns-ai-agents-are-tools-not #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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